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lyttlesmurf (more info)
  • Member Since: 2008-01-08
  • Relationship Status: IN A RELATIONSHIP
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Drink: Yes
  • Smoke: Yes
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: In College
  • Occupation: H00TER GIRL AND PART TIME COLLEGE STUDENT MAJOR IN BUSINESS ADMI

About Me:

"Who are you to jude the life we live?

We know we're not perfect - and dont live to be,

but before you start pointing fingers. .

make sure your hands are clean."

-'Bob Marley.



C TH3Y CAN TRiGG3R M3... BUT TH3Y'LL N3V3R FiGUR3 M3 0UT




0k-K-kay....

The Name's Amber...but you can call me Smurf♥

♥PaRtY GiiRl♥

18 Years Young

♥iN L0VE WiTH BRYANJAMESROBERTS

Each and everyday always includes a constant reminder of the past...and sometimes, you need that...cuz I know I do... without knowing your past, you dont have a future

Cuss like a fukin sailor

You may think you know me... but you have no clue

Imma shorty♥

I got trust issues

Leave it up to me to be the blunt one!

I can be very random at times =]
I don't care what you think... I may be hated by some...but I am confronted by NONE

NEVER question my character, bkuz odds are, you really don't know me or what the fuk you're talkin about

BADASS...love me or hate me, you still gotta deal with me!

♥MARINE CORPS♥

I can c0ok!

Not ashamed of who I was... or who I am

Those who know me say I can be psycho...DONT take me there, and you're straight.

I dont pretend to be nothing I'm not

I live like there's no tomorrow

I am so quik to help... but even quiker to get screwed[[DONT fuk me over]]

♥L0oKiin 4 F0uNd L0v3♥

Dancer♥

♥4 wheelers♥

R3AL 6iitCh... G3t aT m3

I d0nt judg3 y0u

♥Marlboro♥

I am an honest and respectful person and will hold you down for whatever

Yes I was in lok for some time...?'s--> Answers to me...Fuk what ya heard

If you're a hater...clik the muthafukin [X] bitch!

She's a fighter...♥♥





SH3's MY KiNDA RAiN...

♥ Loves ♥

My Family N Friends♥

Music♥

Friends♥

Partying♥

Smirnoff, 211, liquor, Miller, OE♥

Marlboro♥

Fo0d♥

Ph0ne♥

Dirtbikes♥

Big truks♥

Fast cars♥

Johnny Knoxville♥

Steve-o♥

Sweatpants♥

Fake nails♥

The beach♥

Tight jeans♥

Ho0dies♥

Sexy panties♥

Writing♥

Drawing♥

Mail♥

Shopping♥

Cussin bitches out♥

Movies♥

Taking pictures♥

Driving♥

Mountain dew♥

Playing spades and rhummy♥

Bon fires♥

Football--NE Patriots♥

North Carolina♥

Muddin♥

4 wheelin♥

Windows down music up♥

Chillin with the guys--females cause 2 much shit♥

Bein a little bitch♥

Not givin a fuk♥




SH3 D0NT R3ALLY N33D Y0U

[X]Hates[X]

Fakes

Snitches

Punks

Pussys

Liars

Thieves

False flaggers

Bushy eyebrows

Frizzy hair

Shit talkers

Hoes

Sluts

Bein locked up-- RJC RDC BAJCC... Fuk em all

People callin me off the hook wen im tryna ignore they ass

Rumors

Preppy bitches

Opening a pac of ciggs only to find I'm out

Having a pac of cigs and no liter

Coronas
drama.



IM me!!

lytlesmurf






♥Now,I'm a passionate lover,
That like passionate sex,
Butt-naked in the classroom,
On the teacher's school desk,
Triple X rated,
Call me Slick-Em hound,
I get that body wet,
And then I lick 'em down,
I'm on point,
And best believe I ain't no teaser,
I wanna get deep and a little bit of deep and a little bit of deeper,
Sweeping you off your feet,
Like a rake,
Talking 'bout Slick-Em wait,
Now I ain't stopping,
Till I feel the backboard break♥


[[There's a lot of people who would kill to see you fail... Never give them that pleasure and satisfaction, because odds are they have no life to begin with if they're so fused upon yours]]

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised that it'd be worth it." - Bob Marley

Favorite Music:

Country, Classic Rock, Rap, R&B...almost everything!
, Rappers:Jeezy, Pastor Troy, Buck, Lloyd Banks, G-unit
, Bands: Pretty Ricky, ACDC, Poison, Firehouse
, Others: ALL country, and old rock, Billy Joel

Favorite Movies:

comedy, horror, and action. I love me some Rob Zombie films, Both Jackass movies... Love Angelina Jolie and Johnny Knoxville. Can't forget to state that I love The Notebook♥ I'm pretty much down to watch anything, whether it makes me laugh, cry, jump...whatever.

Favorite TV Shows:

Spike TV, Maury, CSI, Law and Order, Chapelle, MTV, MTV2, Comedy Central, A&E, USA

Favorite Books:

By: Omar Tyree, Sistah Souljah, James Patterson OR ANY CRIMINAL MIND BOOKS